Jeanine Mobley Sloan for President

Facebook: Infected by the PC Police!

2012-01-26T14:52:00.003-05:00

Hello Children,

Well, it looks like the PC POLICE done found their way to my face books page [HERE] and is attempting to - ONCE AGAIN - stifle ol' Norma Jean's God-given right to praise Almighty Yahweh in all His glory!

Yes siree; them [DEMONIC LIBERAL] have been busily working every nefarious avenue available to them in an attempt to silence my praise of the ever-selfless Saint [JEANINE SLOAN], who has never tired in her HOLY work to force the [Franklin County Humane Society] to quadruple its euthanasia rate!

The LIEberals' latest EVIL scheme involves another "violation" of the face book's "terms of service"!

Fortunately for us REAL Americans, "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama's [YOUTH ARMY] ain't been able to destroy the rest of the intertubes...YET!

So to preserve the history of my good friend's holy journey to sainthood, I present to you the photograph that the face books tried to ban:

God bless her heart!

This here picture was taken last year, when poor Jeanine found herself under relentless attack (for no reason whatsoever!) by the combined might of the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA and SATANIC forces within the Humane Society [HERE]!

Crucified metaphorically by her community, she could now relate to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on a level unknown to her before, and sought any way which would bring her closer to God!

I also am posting the following picture what is still on the [Jeanine Sloan Fan Club - Frankfort Chapter] face books page, just in case any of you LIBturds out there get to thinking you can destroy evidence of Saint Jeanine's closeness to the divine simply by hitting a "report/block" button:

This here photograph is just more evidence that Saint Jeanine is anointed of God Hisself, as the stigmata will appear only in them what is being as savagely persecuted as our Lord and Savior was during His time on earth!

Help me, y'all! Help me to preserve the history of Jeanine Sloan's ascension to a Holier plane!

-Norma Jean

Cross-posted at The Good Kentuckian [HERE]

Haters Gonna Hate!

2012-01-03T23:57:00.002-05:00

Hello children,

I swanny if'n they ain't a whole mess of DEMONIC LIEberals out there who are putting a whole mess of EVIL hexes on good Christian women!

The latest victim of said DEVIL vexing is none other than Frankfort's very own saint, [JEANINE SLOAN]!

That's right, y'all, the forces of darkness continue to plague our city's version of St. Francis with EVIL threats and demands!

Why, in the last week alone I done got over a dozen emails from folks swearing they is going to report Saint Jeanine to her superiors just cause she been using state resources in her rescue work [HERE]!

Well I hate to burst your bubbles, LIBTURDS, but I'm pretty sure there ain't no law against that!

Shitfire, just to prove to y'all how petty these [YKW] is being, I decided to call the Commonwealth's [Office of Technology] myself to let THEM know they ought ignore any phone calls from these nattering nabobs of negativity!

Jeanine must be mighty popular with them folks over at the Office of Technology cause the lass there, [Janet Lile], told me she was well acquainted with her in regards to previous incidents.

She thanked me for bringing it to her attention and said that she would see to it that this matter was resolved quick and proper like...which I assume is bureaucratese meaning that she would ensure that Saint Jeanine will continue to be exempt from following the state's "Internet and Electronic Mail Acceptable Use Policy" [HERE].

Now that there done took a burden off my shoulders!

And the news just gets better!

Behold the agenda for the [FCHS] Board of Directors meeting this coming Saturday:

Board Meeting Announcement!

You are invited to attend the next regularly scheduled meeting of the Board of Directors of the Franklin County Humane Society this Saturday, December 17, 2011, at 10:00 a.m. at Hope Lutheran Church, 1251 Louisville Road.

AGENDA

Welcome and Call to Order - Meeting of the Whole
Board Member Introductions
Motion to amend the by-laws
Motion to elect a slate of officers
President, Vice President Comments
Shelter Manager's Report
Ex-Officios' Report
Treasurers Report
Standing Committees
Finance Committee
Policy & Procedures Committee
Inactive Committees: Fundraising, Membership, Public Relations
Ad-hoc Committees
By-laws Committee
Nominating Committee
Old Business
Rescind Article VIII
SNIP and Wellness Clinics
Reinstatement of members
Thrift Store
New Business
Membership motion proposals
FCHSky.org domain and website
Board Gift to Donor
Meeting adjourned

Glory! Glory Hallelujah! Jeanine's plan is at last coming to fruition!

Did y'all miss that?

Reinstatement of members

God is great, indeed! My good friends Mike Nolan and Sam Marcus have at last seen the light and decided to reinstate the memberships of Saint Jeanine, Tony Menechella and Christy Burton!

Course, if'n you been reading my blog this here whole time (as every good Christian should!), this wouldn't come as no great surprise!

Praise Jesus! Step one is nigh at hand, and it's only a matter of time before Saint Jeanine is re-elected to her seat on the Board of Directors!

After that it's a simple matter of her getting elected Board President, then rehiring Animal Savior [Diann Wellman] as Franklin County's Animal Shelter Director!

With God as my witness, this county's animal shelter WILL return to an 80% euthanasia rate!

Jeanine COMMANDS it!

-Norma Jean

Cross-posted at The Good Kentuckian [HERE]

My True Identity - No More Jokes

2012-01-03T23:53:00.000-05:00

Hello I guess.

Before I get started, I just want to thank Thomas and Linda for giving me an extra week to compose my thoughts...I appreciate it guys!

I owe my friends and family a huge apology. Everybody I never in a million years meant to hurt you, and certainly never planned on being forced to offer up apologies.

I suppose an explanation is in order.

When I first started this blog so long ago I never thought I'd have to write an update like this.

I started this in '08 as a way to poke fun at all the arrogant Republicans I see on TV everyday and to ridicule all those hypocritical Christians I have to see in church preaching goodness but indulging their nastiest desires!

Not Really Me

BUT then I got involved in the Franklin County Humane Society elected on the board of directors and saw so many of my best ideas shot down by the stupid little minds entrenched there!

I came to the realization that I may be able to use Norma Jean to achieve the ends I couldn't reach as myself.

Hoping to draw sympathy and supporters I as Norma Jean began attacking them in the Humane Society I knew would come fleeing into my camp. Some only needed a little urging, filled with as much hatred of the other board members as I was (and convinced that Norma Jean was a member of the board! LOL!). Some needed that little extra oomph that Norma Jean's taunts so conveniently gave. And what few Norma Jean couldn't impress a few simple Photoshopped "emails" could!

I still even today laugh my ass off at the number of people who see a SCREENSHOT of an email and accept it as the unbleached truth!

Well whatever.

And in case anybody hasn't figured it out yet yes it's me Jeanine.

Jeanine Sloan.

Any retards out there not able to see that? How about this:

I AM JEANINE SLOAN!

I don't guess I really need to hide that fact anymore since me and Mike Nolen were able to force the resignation of the REAL troublemakers (that and I was about to be outed anyway).

This is Me

Well I don't really want to dwell anymore on this than I need to. And people please PLEASE don't bug me about this I've been busy enough with other things as is. Please don't ask me to expand on my explanation or justify it anymore than I already have or anything!

This update has consumed me all week and I am just tired of it! I REFUSE to discuss it any further! I'm serious Don't bug me about it I swear if pushed I will simply deny it! I am that sick of it!

All that being said I'm WILL NOT going to delete Norma Jean. My anonymity may be blown but that doesn't mean

SHE doesn't have something to say!

And I WILL NOT end my campaign of revengence against certain former board members either! To say I HATE them doesn't go far enough - I want them destroyed! I want them ruined in every way imaginable! I pray everyday that they die die die! [IMPRECATORY PRAYERS] anyone?

Threads on Topix: I've done that!
Threads on State-Journal: I've done that and not just as the Good Kentuckian [HERE]! Anybody remember the Great Kentuckian and the PIG in lipstick [HERE]? LOL!

And I ain't done!

I will not rest until these people are RUINED!

So to my friends I'm sorry and to my enemies - watch out fuckers! I'm still coming for you!

Cross-posted at The Good Kentuckian [HERE]

My Identity Revealed!

2012-01-03T23:40:00.001-05:00

Hello children,

As I done promised y'all, I am ready to reveal my true identity.

Before I do so, however, I want to tell you all just how disappointed I am in ALL of you!

As evidenced [HERE] (post #'s 15 and 17) and [HERE] (post #47), it's obvious y'all still ain't figured out my real identity on your own, despite some very obvious clues I done already left...like [HERE] (post #48):

Posted by The Good Kentuckian October 12, 2011

Heavens to Betsy! Apparently, I am a woman with Multiple Personality Disorder!

It's got so bad, I done lost count of the number people I'm SUPPOSED to be!

Can you help me, Dasvedanya hon? I stopped counting after seven.

Also, would you be a dear and please point out where I, "thrive on penning false accusations on others and twist the truth."

After all sweetie, it ought not be that difficult seeing as everything I posted is open to anyone willing to read the Google or my blog http://thegoodkentuckian.blogspot.com/

And unlike SOME people (Jeanine Sloan), my Face books is open to EVERYBODY (no blocking neither!).

-Norma Jean (or is it the Vanmeters, one or both the Buchholzs, Trudi Johnston, Barbara Murray, Theresa Bennet, Jennifer Harrison, "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama, or Chaz Bono?)

P.S. I done offered one hint as to my identity (see my profile picture on my Face books), but I reckon I underestimated the intelligence of my good friends.

So here's one more hint for y'all: Jeanine Sloan and I done got a friend in common both at the L.I.F.E. House and at the Kentucky Housing Corporation.

Now if'n that ain't enough to narrow down your suspect list, then maybe you ought get off the computer and tell your mommy; a child your age don't need to be on the internets unsupervised!

I declare! I would expect that type of empty-headed nonsense from FOX News' [resident retard], but not from rational, supposed intelligent individuals!

Apparently, I done overestimated y'alls capacity for coherent thought!

But of all y'all out there, the one lass what disappointed me most is my good friend, Saint [Jeanine Mobley Sloan]!

Jeanine, honey child, while these here thugs, ninnies and crankheads hopped up on goofballs was busy accusing every Tom, Dick, and Harry of being my alter ego, you done concentrated on impersonating me and attacking folks you was convinced were posting as me [HERE]!

Just so you know: [IT'S NOT PERSONAL], but I always knew you wasn't the brightest Crayon in the box!

And that's OK!

The Good Lord in His infinite wisdom done deemed that some of us - like yourself - can do no better than become the hewers of wood and drawers of water.

But don't you worry none, honey! I STILL will support your campaign for FCHS president [HERE]!

Anyhow, here's Part I of My Confession:

I, Norma Jean Hatfield-McCoy, am not the product of just one individual!

No, siree Bob!

I am the creation of a committee!

I done alluded to it before, you LibTURDS! In case you done forgot, see above.

Children, I am ALL of these people...and more!

Once a month we all meet at the Mariott in Louisville for a conference/party, and plan out the following month's posts.

Then we farm out assignments to them what volunteer!

Course, we got some folks more qualified to meet the demands of this here task.

Accordingly, I am going to divide the list of contributors according to post frequency.

Platinum Club (100+ Posts):
- Maureen Dowd

- Jennifer Harrison

- Theresa Masters

- Charles Riggs

Gold Club (50+ Posts):

- Carl Bernstein

- Gary and Robin Buchholz

- Richie Farmer

- Barbara Murray

- Jane Quire

- Theresa Bennet

Silver Club (25+ Posts):

- Chaz Bono

- Christy Boone

- Stephanie Bramblett

- Jack Conway

- Josh Cromer

- Dolph Lundgren

- Mike Nolan

- Troy and Holly VanMeter

- Tommy Wiseau

Bronze Club (Up to 10 Posts):

- Gillian Anderson

- John Y. Brown III- Chiranjeevi- Rachel Duval-Shaw - Kamal Haasan- Del Hagy- Floyd Hockensmith- Trudi Johnston - Sam Marcus

- Tony Menechella

- Nas

- Sam Neill

- JK Rowling

- Heather Singleton

- Kevin Sorbo

- Kristy Standifer

- Kathy and Nancy Wilson

And that's it, children!

Lord Almighty, but it sure does feel good to get that off my chest!

-Norma Jean

Cross-posted at The Good Kentuckian [HERE]

A Woman Revealed

2011-11-29T10:49:00.004-05:00

Hello Children,

There's been a mighty lot of brain power lately devoted by a lot of folks to uncover my "real" identity!

It surely is a sad commentary on this here community that with all the EVIL being committed by "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his DEMONcrat minions, that all some folks care about is "outing" a poor ole 96-year old woman!

Apparently, despite all the hints I done already give out, y'all mess of nancy-boys and harlots out there still ain't guessed correct just who exactly I am!

Reckon I overestimated y'all's intellignece!

To that end, I will reveal December 1st - once and for all - my true identity!

In the meantime, I present this here last clue:

-Norma Jean

PLEASE FORGIVE ME, JEANINE!

2011-11-22T12:48:00.007-05:00

Hello Children,

These are dark times for ol' Norma Jean! Apparently I done angered my best friend - Jeanine Mobley Sloan - something awful!

Click to Magnify

Honey, I beg of you to forgive me!

-Norma Jean

Howdy!

2011-11-19T20:09:00.011-05:00

Hello children,

I done started up this here page for a few reasons; chief among them is so that us folks what been touched by the benevolent guiding hand of Angel of Mercy JEANINE MOBLEY SLOAN can share our uplifting stories with the world, thus exalting her holy name!

Also, I think it's time us REAL Americans (i.e. Christian Republicans) got to pressuring them DEMONIC (and probably LIBERAL) Christ-haters on the Franklin County Humane Society Board of Directors to reinstate Miss Jeanine's membership!

Poor Miss Jeanine ain't done NOTHING to warrant her dismissal!

And if'n you believe them LIES about misappropriation of funds...well, then I got a bridge to sell you!

Lastly, I want to use this here page as a platform of support for Miss Jeanine when she inevitably assumes the mantle of power from rockabilly president GARY BUCHHOLZ!

With her power base firmly secured, she will be free to begin the exorcism of the SATANIC FORCES from the Humane Society, beginning with such UNDESIRABLES as anybody currently connected with it!

Let the campaign to QUADRUPLE the euthanasia rate BEGIN!!!

-Norma Jean